sandwiched

A term most commonly used in the Call of Duty mostly Modern Warfare 2, series of online gameplay when a certian "player" is cornered front and back or side to side and shot at and killed. Most commonly happens when a "player" is going for a very high kill sreak such as a Chopper Gunner, AC-130, EMP, or possibly a Tactical Nuke.

Joey: "Holy shit! I just murked that homo with an AA-12!

Chris: "Well bite my nuts and call me skippy, your 1 more kill away from your first nuke brah!

Joey: "Dude im so nervous I think im gonna jizz my pants!"

Chris: "Hey imma go get me some 40s, okay.

(while Chris gets his 40s, Joey yells out with vulgar, Chris rushes back to the room)

Chris: "Damn that was a bitch move right there, what happened?

Joey: "I swear, i got sandwiched by these two fuckin chickenheads!!!"

Chris: "Haha n00b, ur ass got handed to you!!

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sandwich

something I want my girlfriend to make me after we have sex all the time but she gets pissed off and leaves, then I have to make it and you know I'm smoking my cigarette thinking about the sandwich and the bitch leaves what a cunt

" Bitch make me a sandwich "

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sandwich

Someone who is inbred.

"That guy is so inbred that he's a sandwich."

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sandwich

A very random insult that will make everybody laugh at said insulted person for absolutely no apparent reason whatsoever. It it not know why this happens, and people are still trying to figure out why. It is mostly directed at random people or a person who is disagreeing with you. Does not work in chat unless you are under 12 or so.

Bob:I don't think so.
Joe:Come on, it should be fun!
Bob:I really don't think so. . .
Joe:Stop being a sandwich.
Bob:. . .
Joe:STOP!
Ted:hahaha
Tim:hahaha
Moe:hahaha
Joe:hahaha

~OR~

Bob:You sandwich! WTF
Random Person:Come again?
Bob:You heard me, stop being a sandwich damnit!!!
Random Person:I'm sorry, what is a sandwich?
Crowd:HAHAHAHA

Crowd leaves after a while and the random person has an odd story to tell for the rest of his life.

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sandwich

marijuana, pot, weed

Why don't you come over tonight and we'll have a sandwich?

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Sandwich

A blunt.

I took a major mouthful of that sandwich.

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sandwich

1. A sandwich is a filling enclosed in bread or pastry that can be eaten by hand

First Person: Are you eating a sandwich?
Second Person: No, I'm eating a burrito.
First: Burritos are sandwiches, man.

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