Random
Source Code
Random
When you open up a toilet and the person who used it before you trimmed their pubic area and didn't flush the toilet.
Mary went into the bathroom and was surprised by the massive sasquatch that was left behind.
5👍 5👎
A kid named Thad that is FUCKING HUGE! Usually found around northern California. Has been known to randomly say "Faggot" a lot. Rarely talks but makes strange noises such as "Rah rah rah" and "The Vogel." He has been known to randomly appear next to you and disappear a second later. His diet contains rabbits, babies, or anything else he comes in contact with.
Person 1. "I think i just saw Sasquatch!"
Person 2. "No that was just Thad."
8👍 10👎
a hairy teenage girl that thinks shes the fucking hottest shit ever, but really shes fat, and hairy.
she thinks everyone is her friends, but they all hate her cause all she talks about is her.
shes the girl that sits there and talks about how she as no ass becuase she lost so much weight when really, she didnt lose any weight, and she never had an ass.
shes really fat, usually has a unibrow, and shaves her back.
dyes her hair abnormal colors, and looks like Whitney Houston.
*imagine sitting at lunch with her in the cafeteria*
girl-"hey marina whats up?"
sasquatch-"OMG,billy broke up with me, and now im going out with loren, but i still like billy, and still like loren, but idont know, lorens soo anooying, omg, and like soo is billy, but i really like billy you know???!!! OMG, i lost so much weight i dont have a butt anymore!!! isnt that amazing??!!! OMG, my aunt wont let me get my hair cut for 150$ so i have to only get it cut for $130, how lame is that?!?!! OMG,guess whos talking shit??!! wow what haters. PARTAY HARD BITCHES PARTAY HARD."
girl-"wow thank you for telling me things, I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT!"
13👍 20👎
The highest level of intoxication achievable. You are so incredibly drunk your speech begins to sound like the fictional character or Sasquatch and your movements are similar to how Sasquatch acts such as beating your chest, yelling with a speech impediment, and "hollering" in an uncontrollable fashion.
Damn your deff sasquatch drunk.
3👍 3👎
An ugly woman. Usually seen in a group of good looking women and stands out because of her ugliness. Notorious for cock-blocking and ruining fun activities.
Made famous by comedian DeRay Davis standup "Power Play"
"In every group of women there is always that ugly one who ruins everything.. the sasquatch"
4👍 5👎
Slang term used for d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD). Also used to describe an experience on acid.
Dude, you think you can find sasquatch for me?
"Where's Dave?"
"Dude, he's playing with the sasquatch. Come back in like six to eight hours."
6👍 10👎
a large, dark figure who enjoys eating and is bothered by the presence of aggresive ghost dogs.
"My roomate is sasquatch" -BOB
5👍 8👎