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When a male ejaculates into ones ear.
Person A: Yooo dude did you bang her?
Person B: Nah man, she was on her period so i just gave her a waxy saturday and called it a night.
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When there is a holiday which people do not have to work on, Sunday is actually the second saturday to party!
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Not much, it's a Sunday night."
"No, dude, it's second Saturday, Monday is Labor Day!"
"LET'S PARTY!!!!!!"
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the night of the week where everyone drops their usual standards of the opposite sex for the sake of making the night a good time
he showed that he was practicing 'no standards saturday' when he took home the ugliest girl at the party
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The worst reason to wake up before noon on a weekend.
Tom had a terrible hangover when he woke up to go to Saturday school.
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A day in which a suit must be worn. It generally starts out as a means to curb the pain from the night before. The party members are to take on fake identities and discuss business. Topics of conversation may range from buying premium real estate, companies we own or fabulous vacations.
Jamal: Hey did you check the day?
Erin: Suit Saturday again..
Jamal: Damn right time to suit up bitches!
The day to celebrate all great quotes that may or may not make sense. Usually celebrated in the presence of a Jacob.
Hey its Jacobstotle Saturday, "evil is confidence".
When the pic is too good to wait another week to Thursday.
That picture was so good I had to post it for a throwback Saturday!
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