A hand crafted sausage on toast by the 'Sandwich Bar'
Best thing on earth.
You better be copping me a sausage on in the morning lad or you'll die.
A huge shit left in the toilet or urinal.
Timmy left a huge sausage in the toilet.
A meat product which comes in cylindrical form, usually composed of various animal products.
Put some sausage between these buns, please.
The cruellest food in the known universe, but strangely one of the tastiest.
The process of making a sausage is as follows:
1. Kill some animals
2. Chop them into tiny bits
3. Shove them back into their own arseholes (well OK, intestines but arseholes is wittier)
4. Burn the result
a food-like product which consists of animal parts you'd rather not know