Subcontrabass saxophone

The largest instrument in the saxophone family. This instrument is pitched one octave below the bass saxophone, which is in bb. There are also very few subcontrabasses in c, which are only produced by bennidikt Eppelsheim, a german instrument manufacturer.

Guy 1: HOLY COW! THAT SUBCONTRABASS SAXOPHONE IS HUGE!

Fake depressed bitch: Larger than my will to live.

Public Saxophone

A term coined by Jimi Hendrix simply meaning an electric guitar.

You've got uh, Billy Cox on bass. Mitch Mitchell on drums, and yours truly on a, uh, Public Saxophone

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anglo-saxophone

Anglo-Saxophone (aNGɡlō-saksəˌfōn) n.
1. A generically "white" sounding saxophone
2. A saxophone played by a man who wishes to be a cool-cat, but is just too "white"

"Is that an anglo-saxophone I hear?"
"That is such an anglo-saxophone"
"My grandfather used to play an anglo-saxophone. He was really s**t"

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Classical Saxophone

The saxophone was invented much later than other traditional orchestral instruments which is why it's rarely used in a classical setting.

Dear God he's so attractive. But he plays the CLASSICAL SAXOPHONE.

There is only one classical saxophone gig and some guy in France already has it.

kinky saxophone

a saxophone that turns you on

guy 1: wow that saxophone is a kinky saxophone!

Clinton's Saxophone

Referring to Bill Clinton (42nd President of The United States of America), this is a sexual act where a tube is inserted into a partner's anus and/or vagina and then blown into, at which point the air is expelled from the partner's orifice(s).

I bet Bill hasn't given Hillary a Clinton's saxophone in 30 years.

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Cheeky Saxophone

Putting your finger down the pants of another and inverting the tip of the finger into the anus. Usually done in a public place.
Called a saxophone as the finger is bent up into the shape of a saxophone

She gave a gasp as her boyfriend gave he a cheeky saxophone at the bus stop