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A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.
Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.
Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.
a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.
Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...
Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?
To proceed movement towards the bathroom from ones couch
Scallop to the bathroom before i murder your parents
an impossibly handsome individual and he is naturally a chick magnet. he has an absoloutely collosal, gigantic, intellectual, throbbing, electrical brain that is so good at being smart that he is actually considered smart. you may seem confused as per what i just said but thats because their inteligence levels are unmatched for everyone else, including myself
Wow, Mary-Sue is pretty scallops, don't you think?
an incredibly hot and attractive individual and they are naturally a chick magnet
I like to think that I am quite Scallops
To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.
" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."