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A scallie will definatly be from a council estate or a surrounding area. Traditionally they could be found outside their local off licence or chip shop. However they have now infested the earth as they have realeased that there life outside there holes. At times while walking the street all I can see is a sea of Burbury/Adidas/Nike and any other make of clothing that most people would only wear to the gym or not at all. They all smoke L&B and turn what ever the local dialect is into an incomprehendable noise. If you ever have the unfortunate experience of interacting with these inderviduals you will soon realise that they all talk complete shit. There shit usually involves an initial ice breaker of asking fo a fag, if this does not immediately happen it will in the following minutes then fighting, drinking or complete lies about how there distant family members own expensive sports cars or exotic homes will follow.WANKERS!!! More information on these fools can be found at www.chavscum.com
Most common interaction: "Got a fag, MATE?!"
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There are two trains of thought of it's origin. The first one is the word 'scally' is a derivative of the Afrikaans word 'skollie' which means naughty or pesky little boy - A lot of soldiers from Liverpool fought in the Boer War and Afrikaans words were in vogue in the Scouse dialect for awhile though only two remain which are 'scally' and spion kop'
The other train of thought it that 'Scally' was derived from a tough Irish-Liverpool family of the same name, the Scally family had a lot of sons who were always up to no good and thus the beginnings of the term Scally.
A scally is not from Birmingham, Leicester, Keighley, Corby, Brighton, Rotterdam or Dar es Salaam - Scallies are Scousers or Mancunian in origin, Scallies dress, act, talk and interact in a very individualistic way.
Scallies don't tend to work, they end to dress in sports/casual gear, they tend to be Irish Catholic in origin and they tend to smoke, drink take too many drugs.
Scallies are physically puny and tend not to be able to fight all that well - despite their violent tenedencies - they get round this by breeding pitbull terriers and walking them everywhere and carrying weaponary which they will use liberally.
Scallies tend to come from a long line of workshy, deviant, unemployable and violent bloodlines and DNA. Despite this some scallies make it to the big time in the sporting and musical fields - most noteworthy are the Gallagher brothers and Joey Barton - proper scalls them three.
The nearest cousin to the scally is the Glaswegian 'Ned'
both Celtic in DNA attitude and look (weedy, pale and they tend to smell)the scally is here for the time being so we all better get used to it - and that means buying a decent house alarm.
Arrr ey mate - yer a proper scally aren't ya!
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a large group of young male scallies can be found shouting either abuse or sexual harrasment to female passers by. in a large group their laughter is inaudable but when a single scally becomes alone they are quiet and subdued. scallies all seem to know one another and groups are defined by the colour of their tracksuits (usually scallies only own one or two 'trackies' at most)
ay burd wanna giv us a nosh?
u gonna get shagged gearl?
young boy (usually) gay who wears dirty trackies, baseball cap, worn trainers, often untidy, a rascal or a little scamp
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Fucking 'solid'? My Fucking Arse. Most of you daren't fight one-on-one, unless there's about 5 or 10, maybe more, scallies on your side. 'Moshers' as you call them.. listen to PROPER music, go out to PROPER places, and have a PROPER attitude towards life. You scallies dont. You listen to SHIT music, go to SHIT places and have a fucking SHIT attitude towards everyone apart from your fellow 'crew'. Get a grip people, and stop being scallies! By the way, i havent seen or heard of any 'moshers' turning into scallies.. perhaps your a bit WRONG!!!!!!
eya dickhead we'l straight knock u out cos ur a mosher (with 5 mates).
ere dont look at me i'll knock u out (whilst on their own.. walking away whilst saying it)
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The most pointless and stupidly annoying beings on the planet. Tend to walk around in groups of 50 or so and hang around on street corners (like hookers), town centres or outside late shops.
They wear the most ridiculous clothing, usually consisting of: Rockports or expensive Nike trainers, white socks, black or white tracksuit bottoms tucked into the socks, a really really stupid looking striped jumper or hoody, and a cap placed at an angle that looks like its ready to launch some form of missile into space. The hood of the hoody is usually pulled up just behind the ears, so the bastards can hear, and over the back of the cap. They always (and i mean ALWAYS) walk around with the most dumbass look on their face which just shouts out "I'm a gormless cunt please beat the fucking shit out of me".
These scum (there is no nicer way of describing them) are cocky as fuck and like to try and start fights with moshers, old people, very small newborn babies and anything else they have no chance against. They also cannot stick up for themselves and that is the reason they hang around in large groups.
After many years of studying (and beating up) scallys i have come to realise that they have no intelegence at all, are as weak as a dead rat and are all so insecure about their penis size that they make up for it by buying lots of 'gold' jewelery.
If you come into contact with any less than 10 scallys, do not be afraid, all they will do is call you names. But if there is between 20 and 30 they might (if your extremely unlucky) threaten you with violence. They are much more likely to run away screaming like little girls and get their brother or dad on you. Who will also run away screaming like a little girl. The only ones who do not run away are the girls (ironically) and the ones who haven't yet developed the brain capacity to run. If there is an incredibly large amount of scallys (e.g. between 50 and 100) they will use violence. If encountered by use one of these 2 methods to get rid of them: 1; Laugh and do not retaliate; or 2; fight back with a tremendous amount of energy like neo on the matrix.
The Summary:
Scallys are human(ish) scum which should be eradicated from this earth. Do anything possible to help me in my efforts to rid the world of this growing plague and help make earth a better and safer place for us all to live in.
I HATE SCALLYS!!! (This sentence can be heard wherever you go)
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Basically, a load of idiots who they are "well hard init" and a lot of them don't go to school cause they can't be arsed and think they are "2 kewl 4 skul m8" as they would rather spend their time robbing stuff and starting fights with random people, if you look at them then thats it, you're 'in for it' and they will react like this "errr wot u lukin at, u startin, u want a fuckin fight m8 yeh, fuckin dosser, fuckin tramp" basically every word that comes out of their mouth is a swear word. ALL scallys basically dress the same, its like their little uniform which looks retarded to people around them.
Guy scallys walk round is stripey sports jumpers or polo t-shirts with their collars up OR a 'hoody' cause it makes them look bad init, with sports trackies that are tucked into their socks which looks SO stupid and they think it looks good. They also wear the most ugly bulky sports trainers ever or rockport. Oh and lets not forget their 'bling bling' fake gold cheapo chains from argos or somewhere like that. A lot of the time they wear caps and if they don't then they usually have a skin head or hair with loads of greasy gel on it.
Girl scallys Usually wear sports jumpers (sometimes stripey to match their scally boyfriend's) and trackies, some girls even tuck their trackies into their socks aswell. They wear those same bulky trainers or rockport (which look even more stupid on the girls) and when they're not dressed like that they dress like prostitutes. Their hair is usually bleached blonde, tied up scraped to their head with LOADS of hairspray and hair mousse/gel. They wear a lot of make up so you can spot them by their orange foundation covered faces with loads of mascara which goes all clumpy and a ton of eyeliner, lipgloss and eye shadow (preferably a bright colour) Scally girls also wear the cheapo bling bling which usually consists of a massive 'doll/clown' chain or an initial chain which is as big as their head, and hooped earrings that they could fit round their head and a ton of rings on their fingers, usually a sovereign.
WARNING, if you are NOT a scally you will be considered a freak and stared at and shouted abuse at.
You can find scallys near shops and shopping centres with a fag in their hand, bottle of cheap cider or lambrini listening to the latest "bangin chooooooons" on their music phone which consists of DJ this and DJ that 'in the mix motha fucka' and talking about how their weekend was ''wicked m8 yeh i got into dis fight with dis propa mong yeh, was fuckin massiveeeee, then i went owt wit my otha m8s n got propa wasted n fucked outta my face, smokin weed all night yeh n gettin well bad pissed, cant rememba a fuckin fing m8, was minters"
"rite yeh i dint go skul 2day coz i is well hard init m8, u like my new trackies? fuckin well nice aint they. er yeh this mosher was starin at me yeh so i went ova there n knocked him out the dossy tramp! then i went n got fucked outa my face wastttttted" < basically what scally's say summed up for ya. =
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