Not knowing why your socks are or are not on your feet for any reason.
Friend 1: Dude, suddenly my socks are back on my feet, and yet I haven't even put the controller down since I took them off.
Friend 2: What the hell? Mine are too. Ghost socks!
Friend 1: No, it's The Schneider Effect~!
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Orange bags of trash left by highway work crews. From the orange trailers of the Schneider trucking company. West Coast trucker slang
I had to swerve to avoid that asshole in the Mitsubishi and hit a couple Schneider eggs. Should've seen that trash fly!
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A kid who would be funny until he eventually confesses to liking the school librarian.
Evan Schneider confesses to liking the school librarian.
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A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.
The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.
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The dude from the 2012 Nickelodeon movie βRagsβ
Hey, Grayson did ya watch βRags βlast night? I love the actor Max Schneider, heβs kinda cute π€
Schneider egg
Itβs a safety barrel that looks like a Schneider truck. Orange with safety tape
There is a lot of Schneider eggs on this highway tonight!, said the man on the CB radio
Characterized by delayed neurological development, behavioral dis-regulation and intellectual retardation - Schneider's Chorea is a form of heavy metal toxemia resulting from consuming water sources controlled by criminally corrupt public or political office holders.
The city of Flint is struggling with an epidemic of Schneider's Chorrea.