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Prison food. It comprises of:
Overcooked tater tots
Burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants and other abandoned, dirty gardens
Old apple juice
3 week expired milk
Disgusting wiggly french fries
Moldy potato skin and expired butter
And desserts that are crap, like
Melted ice cream sandwiches
Old cake
Cupcakes that look like crap.
Old bread.
A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.
Damian choking down his school lunch... his parents must never feed him.
Overpriced… You can just get the same things at the vending machine for a few cents less. The food is good though.
School Lunch
Something that is beyond belief as to how badly it has failed and on how many levels. Something that has been messed up so badly that it could only possibly be compared to David Seymour's New Zealand School Lunch programme.
"Wow, that went badly, didn't it?"
"Yep, it's turned into a real School Lunch"
a school lunch is some poop,yk what i mean?
examples:
moldy hamburger
10 year old expired milk
a bean pool that looks like shit
some creamy soup
Mark:dang,i don't want to eat school lunch now ,it's filled with tomato creamy soup that tastes shit
Evan:hey wanna get some Starbucks
Mark:sure
Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!
I love eating school lunch In the U.S!