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A slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. Can be substituted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schlong.
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
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The voters who will cross party lines to vote for the hottest candidate.
Dude- Did you see Susan Palin on the tv last night? Total MILF, I'm voting for her.
Guy- I thought you were a Democrat?
Dude- I'm a part of the schwing vote.
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an erect penis.
Matt had a giant schwing schwang when he saw Erika strutting around in her lingerie.
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The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.
Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!
the Part of the male anatomy that is used in sexual affairs
yo, girl you dont know about my schwing schwanger.
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The incorrect or retarded way of saying swastika.
John: "This is Adolph Hitler. I want you to wear my Schwing Schwong!"
Erik: "Don't you mean swastika"
John: "You know what I meant!"
Erik: "You're an idiot"
John: "I know"
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The feeling after an extremely successful session, such as a workout. Schwing comes only once in a while, it’s rare, and elusive.
“Oh my god, it was such an amazing workout, I had the schwing”
“Danny, you ran for two minutes, what schwing?”