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Scorpios are huge sex addicts who likes all kinds of kinky stuff. If you’re on the vanilla side, it’s probably a bad idea to date this sign. You’ll be shocked to find out that he has ropes and handcuffs stored somewhere in his room. They like degrading you sexually to make themselves feel in control - like they do in every aspect of their life. While sex is amazing with Scorpios, you’ll probably need to go to therapy after since they literally diminish you psychologically after that one night.
Therapist: what was so bad about the sex?
Girl: it was amazing. you see, he’s a Scorpio.
Therapist: oh shit. he’s a Scorpio???
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Scorpios are always fat ass bitches with way too much confidence. Chances are if you meet a scorpio they are extremely overweight and confident.
She's 600 pounds?! Is she a scorpio?
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This discord user is like soooo nice but hella dramatic
Scorpios zodiac sign is Scorpio lol. Scorpio is a clown lol.
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I'm a Scorpio an I hate myself so please note: if you ever meet a scorpio please just walk away. Cause the fact is think of me and my scorpio's as the plagues of the earth.
"Hey"
"Back Off"
"Sorry"
"We Scorpios should burn and die and got to hell
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a zodiac sign from october 23 - november 22. they’re the baddest bitches out there. people clown scorpios all the time saying they’re heartless and freaky. freaky might be true but we do have big ass hearts. unless we don’t like u or u did something that made us not like u. appreciate scorpios more and keep in mind that just because 16 scorpios fucked u over don’t mean all of us fucked u over and u can’t fw scorpios... just means u got bad taste.
susan : whats your scorpio sign?
jessica : scorpio.
susan : oh, gotta stay away from y’all scorpios haha.
jessica : no u gotta stay away from billy that cheated on u with ur sister, susan.
susan : oh right haha.
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When a Scorpio has sex with you then leaves you cause they were possibly just using you but because they were so good in bed you still think fondly of those sexy times while feeling used by them at the same time.
Basically the Scorpio version of fucked
Example 1: You just got Scorpioed.
Example 2:
Girl 1: I had sex with my Scorpio bf then he broke up with me but he was so so good in bed
Girl 2: Ohmygosh he Scorpioed you!!
scorpios are always made out to be rude , tempered and some type of bad bitch lol , the truth is we’re actually nice people personally as a scorpio I would never want to fight someone or shout any type of abuse at people. everyone says we dress all dark for me personally no lol I usually dress how I want to dress like , green , brown , blue , black and yeh other than that were mysterious and pretty obsessed with the moon and crystals lol <3
what star sign are you?
oh im a scorpio
pls don’t hurt me *runs away*
lol
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