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Hot garbage juice.
When scat meets toilet paper
Ugh, did you run out of tp and just s*** in the can? It's full of scottie.
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A good ole country boy, loves his girl with all of his heart. He's a loyal, trustworthy, adorable boy. He's perfect, but he won't ever admit it, no matter how many times he's told. He's very good with his hands, good with children, and animals. He is also very attractive, sexy, muscular, and tall. The man of every girls dream, but only one girl gets his heart. Is also an athletic boy, football is his game. He is boyfriend material, he's the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, he's a sweetheart, and is only sweet to his girl. And no matter what, he will always love her. He is also a fighter, fights for what he loves, never with his loves. He fights, and wins. He's not a loser. He doesn't quit, especially on the one's he loves the most. Overall, Scottie is the kind of man you want in your life, as a friend, or boyfriend. If you know one, treat him right, never lead him on, he has a rough past. You do him good, he'll treat you great
Wow, Scottie is so perfect, I wish he was my boyfriend, he's so darn sexy!
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To be really drunk, messed up, usually blackout and doing something stupid or crazy.
Damn, I got scottied last night, we had three bottles at Tenjune and I ended up in a lamp store in Brooklyn at 7am with only one shoe.
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Noun,
The infrequently utilized and slightly unorthodox process by which a male inserts his limp penis into the ear of an eager girlfriend and then proceeds to have an erection until the entire auditory canal is filled by the penis, subsequently providing temporary partial hearing loss while inducing twisted pleasure unbeknownst to most normal humans.
Damn bro, I was with this chick last night that told me to fill every hole on her body, and after I got done with the normal shit she said "You forgot one, give me a Scottie!". I said wtf is that and after she told me I gave her a Scottie. This crazy bitch goes all the way!
After I pleasured her with a nice friendly angry dragon, I gave her a Scottie, and now I think she's calling the cops.
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Verb - Poker reference. A "family pot" excluding the Scotty. This only occurs when all players are in pre-flop for the minimum "big blind" amount except for the one guy (the Scotty) who didn't drop the 1 shekel to see if his crap cards would hit the board.
A "True Scotty" is when the victim is actually named Scotty.
Whoa, family pot? No! Scottied!!! Scotty is out of the family.
1. Taking credit for other people's work having previously done everything you could to undermine them
2. Always having a female available to take the fall when your corrupt activities are exposed.
He did a scotty and got promoted
She was good at her job, but they did a scotty on her and now she's on jobseeker
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a person who gets you hooked on everything they say and then doesnt call you
Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back today.
Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back yesterday.
Man, Scottie is one triflin' @$$ nigga.
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