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When a female lies on her back in the act of sex, lifts her legs behind her head, an the male inserts his penis into her vag while sitting on her legs in the opposite direction, then rocking back and forth like a seahorse swimming in the ocean
That Reverse SeaHorse really turned on my sexlife.
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A Buttermilk Seahorse is an act where a man ejaculates inside of another person's anus cavity, waits a short while and then proceeds to suck the semen back out. Optionally the couple will French Kiss afterwards.
Did you give her a buttermilk seahorse last night?
a man lies on his back with his legs in the air. he then proceeds to wrap his arms around his legs (grabbing his ankles) and repeatedly thrusting his pelvis upward. this may also be used as a sexual position.
person 1: hey man, have you seen aaron?
person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse
person 1: damn...
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Similar to the awkward turtle. Done by clenching a fist, but sticking out your thumb and pinky finger and then wiggling them.
Jane: Guess what I had for dinner last night.
Bobby: Your mom.
Jane: *awkward seahorse*
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When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull out and cum all over her face, at this point she cant see nothing, and then you smack her ass and her legs will curl up like a seahorse. Know she is an angry seahorse.
Katy you better shut the fuck up before I give you and youre mom an angry seahorse later on tonight.
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The secret ingredient in Krabby Patties. βα΅£α΅€ββ ββ, β ββββπ°βᡦβᡦ πΈβββα΅£α΅’βπ° ᡦβββ βββπΉ ββ ββ
THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS Seahorse Raddish, bitch.
An act of sex where the man pulls his legs behind his head and puts his penis in between them so it juts outward. Then the woman rides the penis until she has an orgasm.
Man: Hey baby, you wanna bang?
Woman: Eh, what can you do?
Man: I can pull off the bionic seahorse
Woman: Oh my goodness, lets bang right here in the bar
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