Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

Seatbelt

Useless shit that is supposed to "save" you from a car-accident.

You father also always forgets to use it.

If you don't use it, then you will help you're local Funeral Director.

Remember: No seatbelts!

seatbelt volunteer

Lesbians strapped up.

But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt

Ex:

“You need a seatbelt volunteer?”
“Now she’s smiling ear to ear”

Italian seatbelt

The act of reaching across to momentarily seize the passenger's breast when avoiding/running over a hazard in the road while driving.

Person 1: "I gave her an Italian seatbelt last night."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."

Dagestani seatbelt

The “Dagestani Seatbelt” is a raw and raunchy position where one partner stands firm while the other wraps their arms around their waist, clinging on like a sweaty seatbelt. This setup allows for relentless, deep thrusts, making it a wild, primal experience dripping with intensity and grit.

We tried the “Dagestani Seatbelt”; he clung on like a sweaty seatbelt while I rode him hard.

Doing the “Dagestani Seatbelt” had her gripping me tight as I pounded away like a jackhammer.

Seatbelt Nazi

The seatbelt alarm thing in vehicles (especially older Toyotas (2015 sienna especially) that tries to control your life.

Oh no! The seatbelt Nazi is trying to control my life!

russian seatbelt

Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.

1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.

2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.