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Another name for masturbation
I was all the way in Colorado and Jessica was in Texas so I stooped to it and gave myself a selfie :/
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Pictures that have taken over the lives of everyone
But first let me take a selfie
A picture that you never take with your iPad.
That person is weird. He's taking selfies with his iPad!
A selfie is a picture you take when you hate yourself.
It's also a picture best taken with a selfie stick, so everyone in the world knows your a total toolshed. It has the secondary benifit of providing a metal pole to more easily beat you with.
The best selfies are those that involve some kind of natural diaster or riot. It shows real class to demonstrate your ability to care about where you are like a tourist while people are being flayed alive by fire. With these kinds of pictures, it's best to wait until someone is actually in the process being brained by a police officer or torn to peices by rabid wolves before taking the picture, to maximize it's chance of going viral and earning you mad props, or as the cynical like to call them death threats.
In this picture selfie but someone pushed me into oncoming traffic and pissed in my mouth. Lol!
A) a person taking a picture of themselves at arms length, or B) a person in a picture by themselves
Hey, can you take a picture of me? I want to add some new selfies to my instagram
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the practice of taking a self-portrait and posting it on Instagram to show your followers what you look like in case they forgot, even though you posted a selfie two fucking days ago. Many selfies include the stupid ass fucking duck face and/or include a really fucking stupid quote in the caption.
Jimmy Brooks: Ay Bruh, take this selfie of me real quick yo!
Guy: Bro you're missing the whole point of what a selfie is!
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A selfie is a photo someone takes of themselves, usually on a smartphone.
It was a selfie.
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