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corn seller

sells corn

Dann: “Hey con.”
Austin: “Dude I think he’s a corn seller.”

by sienna. July 13, 2018

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firework seller

someone who tries to sell others low quality fireworks at a high price to make a bit of extra cash

frank: anyone want to buy some fireworks?
earl: what have you got?
frank: could get ya rockets for 50quid, they are usually 70quid but my da stole them
earl: who would spend 50quid on fireworks? you're such a wasteman frank!
frank: leave me alone man! just trying to do my job, im a firework seller

by nimrod09 October 23, 2009

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Seller's remorse

Seller's remorse, is the feeling of regret right after you breakup with someone, when you think you may have made a mistake.

After I broke up with Trisha I missed the feel of her breasts and wanted to call her up, but I shook that off as seller's remorse

by Daniel Zev May 7, 2011

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ass-wipe seller

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

by benthere March 8, 2008

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Pull A Kara Sellers

To send nudes to your boyfriend have them leaked the send nudes to same boyfriend once again only to have them leake...once again

Josh:I was thinking about sending a dick pic to Carly
David:Bro are you trying to Pull a Kara Sellers?

by Ohmangodamn October 11, 2016

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eBay power seller

A title like assistant executive management trainee , sounds impressive but doesn't mean shit. EBay power seller sounds more impressive than eBay power scam-er, or eBay power rip off.

The guy that scammed me was an eBay power seller.

by benth March 30, 2008

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nude seller

A savage who puts everything on the line to feed his family by selling nudes this person is too cool to get an actual job and therefore has an higher IQ than the average human.

"Yo i just got a job at Walmart because im too much of a pussy to sell nudes."
"This nude seller just bought a mansion because his cock is huge."

by Smellyasshole123 February 21, 2018

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