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While properly pounding your partner in a doggie style position. You suddenly lose your balance (possibly from trying a Flying Camel) and find yourself hanging off the bed looking like you are entering a Hairpin turn in a sidecar, and you are still inserted in her and pounding her without missing a beat.
Mirko while trying the Flying Camel on Su-Anne, lost his balance but continued to give her a Serbian Sidecar much to her delight.
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is when a male goes to serbia and gets kidnapped by men wearing gimp masks to cover up their identity they then take the male to a slaughterhouse and fists the male with various animals parts e.g. goats leg.
Why are serbian holdiays so cheap? im guessing you have never heard of the serbian slaughterhouse .....
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A special type of promise, whilst appearing sincere and genuine is never ever actually carried out. Often followed by insanely unbelievable excuses and lies, in an effort to subdue the expectations of it ever being fullfilled.
(Milan) Hey do you want to go the city? I have the car and I will drive so you can drink? No Serbian promise here, trust me.
(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".
(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tyre pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".
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A poor individual who appears to be a of Serbian descent however is not. He survives primarily on stealing or begging for food and money while yelling, "Can I have some?"
A Serbian Beggar from the Midwest region, has lived in an apartment for years harassing and begging its tenants for their food and money. He has a rumored seven dinners a night and owes thousands .
The Serbian Beggar: "What do you have there John?"
John: Fries from McDonald's.
The Serbian Beggar: "Can I have Some?"
(The Serbian Beggar proceeds to take a fry without waiting for a response)
John: "Get out of here you Serbian Beggar!"
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A tall, lanky, pasty Serbian who wears his pants appropriately according to his hip bones, but his boxers are always at his sternum.
"Hey look! That Serbian wigga just bought another '62 Impala!" - Dustin
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A shit that is abruptly interrupted.
This is sourced from me, Coolub and a story of a man hiking in Serbia
who went to take a dump but was shocked to look down and see a snake
between his legs hissing at him. He was not bitten and the shit was unfinished.
Luke "Uuuuugh, My gut hurts soooooo bad"
Caleb "What? What happened?"
Luke "I had a Serbian shit... Excuse me for a minute"
Serbian flex is situation in which individual is "flexing" on other people, generally citizens of Serbia about pig he owns.
- Check out my 85'' TV I've bought last saturday, pretty cool, eh?
- That doesnt impress me, I've got 350kg pig in my garden
- That's some dope Serbian Flex, not gonna lie...