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Refers to a mixed-race woman whom was told as a child (around 13) that she had an unusual voice and no singing talent by her music instructor.
Ignoring this professional opinion she eventually became famous worldwide still sounding like a cross between a turkey and a frog. Her success can be attributed to her shaking her behind but remains a mystery to this day.
1st man: We are in downtown and I hear turkeys and frogs!
2nd man: It's only shakira singing. Concentrate on her ass mate, forget about the singing.
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dirty nasty slut who fucks people over and takes peoples boyfriends
guy1 ew do you see that nasty slut over there?
guy2 yeah thats Shakira!
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The most beautiful woman in the world. Her hips are so sexy in motion. So hot that no man is good enough for her. She has an extensive collection of dildizzles.
Shakira is the sexiest woman alive.
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A fine ass columbian chick who is also featured in THE GIF
Damn son, that bitch can't shake it like Shakira! She's got the "MAGIC ASS".
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Shakira is a girl from colombia who is usually recognized because of her ass. But she is just so much more than that! She started writing songs at the age of 11, and she has worked really hard to get where she's at right now. Her song lyrics have meaning, and she is just a cool girl.
Shakira's INEVITABLE:
Si es cuestion de confesar
no se preparar cafe
ni entiendo de futbol
Creo que alguna vez fui infiel
juego mal hasta el parques
y jamas uso reloj
Y para ser mas franca nadie piensa en ti,
como lo hago yo
aunque te de lo mismo....
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