Shard

Blue-haired sprite comic author. Knowledgeable about Mecha anime. Enjoys arguing with people who are convinced Gundam is the best thing since sliced bread.

<Shard> Swear to god. You go up to St. Peter, he'll ask you "What next-gen console did YOU get?" You reply "PS2" honestly, he'll just nod with a wink and a smile. You're in.

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shard

when u fart a crap ur self

I just sharded

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Dork Shard

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)

My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!

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shards are shards

What hell wasted people say when they are prior to yaking. It can mean that a person will stab another with glass from a broken bottle or some crystal meth-amphetamine.

Oiii bro whats with all this staunch man... shards are shards bro. shards are fucking shards

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Sharded

When you fart then your poo yourself a little and you can do anything about it cause your playing fortnite

Come on man I just sharded my pants and I'm playing fortnite

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T-Shard

A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.

I can't believe Tommy used the T-shard twice in one night!!!

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shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

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