shark

A shark means a person who knows how to be a person

or
a creature that's annoying at midnight on a full moon that has fangs and claws and fur and is kinda human, otherwise known as a werewolf.

for example:
"omg you're such a shark, stop it, you shark!"
or
"the shark that annoys at night is so annoying"

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Shark

(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.

Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."

Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"

Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"

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Sharking

Sharking is a theory developed to do with the coming on to a guy or girl. Sharks hunt alone and stay away from dolphins which are in packs. They have the killer instinct and so know how to seal the deal. The Basking shark is someone who is only learning the skills, the hammerhead is someone that goes in head first and yet still somehow manages to score. The great white is something of beauty, what they do is almost a vision to watch as they always get what they want, never get rejected and yet do it with finesse. Its something that can only be taught to a certain extent, everyone has the killer instinct, they just need to learn how to use it!!!

Heather is out sharking again, she's totally going to shark John tonight....poor guy isn't going to know what hit him!

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sharking

when someone (usually a male), is pursuing someone of the opposite sex tirelessly

I stopped sharking a minute to get chips n drinks

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Shark

And I always though that a Shark was a carnivorous, cartilagenous, generally torpedo-like fish.

*Jaws theme* dan dum, dan dum, dandumdandumdandumtututuuuudandumdandumdandum...*

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a shark

raw. power.

all a shark is, is raw power

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Sharked it

A phrase you use when someone ruins the joke after trying to add onto it

Person 1: *says joke*
Person 2: *tries to add onto the joke and kills it*
Person 3: You sharked it you bicundevul