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And I always though that a Shark was a carnivorous, cartilagenous, generally torpedo-like fish.
*Jaws theme* dan dum, dan dum, dandumdandumdandumtututuuuudandumdandumdandum...*
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Offering low prices for an item knowing full well that it's worth more than what the seller thinks
(Picture nemo shark smile)
85% buff is a shark ass offer man
blud just got sharked for this blue gem
sharking is crazy lucrative man
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A gang of Forex predators who prey on the young and vulnerable, known for their superior intelligence they are a force to be reckoned with
The Sharks are all getting some wipes
An expensive and relatively fast whip
“Y’all see that shark dippin’ from 5-0 down 8th?”
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Popularised by 'Questionable Content' cartoonist Jeff Jacques in comic #1397, sharking is the act of pressing ones' erect penis against the side of a sleeping partner.
"Marten kept sharking me awake."
""Sharking" you?"
"You know how sometimes if you're sleepin' with a guy he'll snuggle up to you and you feel something poking you in the side?
That's the Boner Shark."
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One's relentless circling of the perimeter of a party in pursuit of sexual encounters, repetitive in nature. The shark finally works up the confidence to approach, but those inside the party act as seals, darting away when the shark finally makes entry.
Some sharks have especially weird fetishes, and approach only upon smelling blood.
After sharking for hours, Alden finally broke through murky waters to snatch Alex, but she had fake tits.
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