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A godless land, a place with more drugs at any given point in time than Pablo Escobar has seen in his life. The floor is caked with enough piss to make a kinky bastard drop and start licking. There’s always one kid in there shitting his brains out. The graffiti on the stall walls can make a KKK meeting look tame.
If you have a piss kink or a drug problem, the Shawnee lower D hall boys bathroom is the place for you.
When you take a shit in a little toilet and when you go to flush the terd swirls around it the bowl and slaps you on the underside of your cock and balls.
On the Shawnee location in WY Brandon shit in the shack and got a Shawnee high 5 from the kid sized toilet.
A school located in Overland Park KS in the shawnee mission school district, they're the Vikings even though there are no people from Minnesota in that bitch. They say that the school itself is great but really its full of stoner, wanna be stoners and is the teenage pregnancy capital of the Midwest. The sports teams are abysmal and any football team made up of just punters could beat their football team. And they stole their logo straight from the NFL franchise Minnesota Vikings. And the only thing they got going for them is that Paul Rudd went their for highschool
Johnny Appleseed: yo wanna go to the football game at Shawnee Mission West?
Steve: Fuck no that place has got all sorts of STD's and their football team is shit
when someone is trying to prove you wrong, and you give up on telling them they are wrong so you just say " shawnee okay". Shawnee means a dumb idiot.
"he is 50"
"no he is 20"
"50"
"20"
"shawnee okay"
When a male ejaculates into a condom during intercourse, and then proceeds to slingshot his semen into the females gaping sphincter.
Usually I would just shoot some ropes on her face but since it's our anniversary I gave her a Shawnee Slingshot.