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What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.
The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.
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When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.
I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!
I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.
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When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.
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Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.
Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!
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To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.
"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."
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Trimming your pubic hairs
I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today