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sheldon

a guy who was just kidding

sheldon is sorry

by callme1987 January 15, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


sheldon

prostitute worth under 50 cents.

works on the corner from 12am to whenever her pimp says so.

that chick is a sheldon selling herself.

by biitch January 31, 2007

238๐Ÿ‘ 319๐Ÿ‘Ž


sheldon

plankton, a dog, the cutest thing EVA, and an old man

Hey puppy boy! Cmere sheldon!
2) mwa hahaha i will destroy earth
you get back here kiddos!

by the repairman January 2, 2012

26๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


sheldon

HE is short but strong he is a fuckboy and where his hat every where and his number is 555-227-8222
he is also rich

look at that guy hes a sheldon

by call that numder January 15, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sheldon Hamft

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.

Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.

by hjskfh February 4, 2019


Sheldon's spot

In the television show, the Big Bang Theory, there is a scientist named Dr. Sheldon Cooper. In the apartment that he shares with Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, there is a particular seat that is his, and no one else is allowed to sit in it. This seat is ideally located both in relation to the heat source in the winter and a cross breeze in the summer. It also faces the television at a direct angle allowing me to immerse myself in entertainment or game play without being subjected to conversation. Prior to Leonard moving in, Sheldon had positioned a lawn-chair at this particular point and "placed it in a state of eternal dibs".

When Leonard bought a couch, the left hand side of the couch (when sitting on it) became Sheldon's spot.

While initially Sheldon did not want to be able to engage in conversations when sitting in his spot , three years later Sheldon's explanation to Penny why he chose this particular spot had slightly changed. He now pointed out that "it faces the television at an angle that is neither direct so that it would discourages conversations nor at an angle that would causes a parallax distortion".

Sheldon describes his spot as a "single point of consistency in an ever changing world". He says that if his life was expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, this spot, when he first sat on it, would be "0,0,0,0".

That's Sheldon's spot.

by Sheldor May 16, 2013

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sheldon College

a really fucked up school where everyone gets bored shitless and cant wait to get the fuck out of there

John: Sheldon College is boring
Greg: No shit sherlock

by nogheaddd October 17, 2019