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shelly is your town perv. stalking the streets always on the prowl.
watch it!
shelly stared into an open window
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Shelly, a super annoying girl that makes drama out of nothing. Shelly stalks social media’s of girls she doesn’t know, but for some reason has a problem with. Shelly gets mad at the GIRL when her ex boyfriend hooks up with someone else. Shelly gets back together with him and stalks the girl who fucked her man. Shelly destroys women’s items and clothing found in her mans house after not being together for 8 months because Shelly has the mental capacity of a 13 year old girl who doesn’t know how to be in a relationship. Shelly has no social skills, and is in fact ugly inside and out. Let’s be honest, we all know a Shelly.
Girl 1: (name) keeps lurking my stories on Instagram and is talking shit about me but hasn’t said anything to me.
Girl 2: she is doing the same thing to me
Girl 1: omg like fuck off shelly
Girl 2: no one likes you shelly
Girl 1: why you jelly shelly
Girl 2: take a hike shelly
Girl 1: eat a dick shelly
etc. etc.
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Shelly’s normally have terrible smelling farts, make bizarre noises at random times, and often act and make decisions like a primitive computer or potato would.
Dude, you smell that? Someone just did a huge shelly.
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1. A person who gets turned on from seeing a turtle, or multiple turtles, in a fridge.
2. Someone who finds people dressed up as turtles (especially a teenage-mutant-ninja turtle) sexually attractive/a turn-on.
Person 1: This turn you on mate??
Person 2: Who wouldn't that turn on?
Person 1: You shelly
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a girl who does watever she wants to anything that has 2 legs she is a hoe whore cock sucker and a pussy licker butt eater
that girl over there is a shellie
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