Shelly

fake, jealous, selfcentered

Your being a shelly right now

Shelly

Shelly, a super annoying girl that makes drama out of nothing. Shelly stalks social media’s of girls she doesn’t know, but for some reason has a problem with. Shelly gets mad at the GIRL when her ex boyfriend hooks up with someone else. Shelly gets back together with him and stalks the girl who fucked her man. Shelly destroys women’s items and clothing found in her mans house after not being together for 8 months because Shelly has the mental capacity of a 13 year old girl who doesn’t know how to be in a relationship. Shelly has no social skills, and is in fact ugly inside and out. Let’s be honest, we all know a Shelly.

Girl 1: (name) keeps lurking my stories on Instagram and is talking shit about me but hasn’t said anything to me.

Girl 2: she is doing the same thing to me

Girl 1: omg like fuck off shelly
Girl 2: no one likes you shelly
Girl 1: why you jelly shelly

Girl 2: take a hike shelly
Girl 1: eat a dick shelly
etc. etc.

Shelly

1. A person who gets turned on from seeing a turtle, or multiple turtles, in a fridge.

2. Someone who finds people dressed up as turtles (especially a teenage-mutant-ninja turtle) sexually attractive/a turn-on.

Person 1: This turn you on mate??
Person 2: Who wouldn't that turn on?
Person 1: You shelly

Shelly

Shelly’s normally have terrible smelling farts, make bizarre noises at random times, and often act and make decisions like a primitive computer or potato would.

Dude, you smell that? Someone just did a huge shelly.

Shelly

Synonym for a cackle laugh

Did you just Shelly it up?!

shellie

a girl who does watever she wants to anything that has 2 legs she is a hoe whore cock sucker and a pussy licker butt eater

that girl over there is a shellie

Shellie

The most beautiful soul in the world. With eyes more beautiful than an angel, so loving, giving and has the deepest soul. Perfection in the worlds master piece. She will marry P. She flows with the wind and wherever the universe takes her. Heart of the most purest gold. Will love you forever. The most beautiful graceful unique woman in the world.

Shellie is the in the wind you breathe and will forever be deep in your soul