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1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.
I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."
A person who is always there for you and you can talk to her about anything even if it is weird or nasty she will always be the person you can have fun with. Shirleys are always fun to talk to and can keep going on and on with the conversation. But she can sometimes be a person who is always in a mood, whether the mood be happy, sad, annoyed, or even cool. She is always unpredictable but she is always a fun person to hang out with and talk to.
Did you talk to Shirley yet. She was so fun to talk to.
Nah bro she was an actual bitch yesterday.
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The adult version of the kid’s drink, shirley temple. Just add grenadine to 7-Up and then make it “dirty” by adding vodka. It’s especially good with raspberry flavoured vodka!
Hmm, i think my dirty shirley would taste better with a bit more grenadine.
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Shirley is a beautiful person that loves and cares for everyone. Shirley is a very good friend to other
She is sweet and beautiful like a shirley. Andrew decided to marry him a Shirley
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A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.
You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!
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These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
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This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.
Matthew Shirley is the tickle Monster