As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"
Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"
Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
35π 14π
When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time
Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* βFUCK US ALLβ the orgy moans
2π 11π
a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.
calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.
80π 45π
This phrase is used to describe something that is extremely poor quality or worthless.
Dave: "I need you to review this code base and optimize it."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."
when u shit cum and fuck fuck fuck at the same time
fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed holy shit i fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed
It's a great to use In a sentence as it puts the MACHO NON SHITEATER'S in their place of DENSA HYPOCRACY.
Get your face into the ASS HOLE SHIT ASSHOLE SHIT is SHIT is telling off AH SHIT AH SHIT!!!!
Ah - sh-it (Pause) Ow - sh-it! (Pause) F-uuuuuuuuuuu-k
Verb: The process of realizing just how fucked up something is and that it's even worse than your original thought and giving up.
So we were playing tag in the playground and little Jho- A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck we forgot Jhonny.