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A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.
After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.
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Most people think this phrase originated from the movie training day. However it really originated from Dave Chappelle: True Hollywood stories- Rick James
"I'm Rick James bitch! Everybody! King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me
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A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.
You're shitting me! Hurry up, it's smelly in here!
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Expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. The amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.
You're shitting me, mon! I don't believe you.
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(V.) To make a Skype/FaceTime call with someone while simultaneously taking a shit - A form of communication often found undesirable by the call recipient.
1.) Karen so help me, If you shit me up one more time I'm leaving
2.) Greg shat me up last night, so I don't think I'm gonna talk to him anymore.
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1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.
2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.
3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)
Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!
2. Skyler: put on your seat belt
Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!
Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
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when something is done or said to someone and it has no effect on them.
Karla: that's why I cheated on you with Antwan, he been fucked my pussy!
Keshawn: that's ok you still my side hoe that shit don't phase me.
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