A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.
I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.
A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.
I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.
To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.
Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.
the way people express the best feeling in the world.
Each person has only ONE Shlump in the world. The Best moment of his/hers life!
Me: OMG!!! I JUST Shlumped
My Friend: Wow man TMI!
When you shit in your pants and you stand up to reveal a squishy shit lump in your knickers.
Boy 1: did you see that hot chick?
Boy 2: you mean the one that had a huge SHLUMP in her pants?