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A terrible show about a large group of turds.
Turd 1: I am a man, but I tan like a female? Does that make me a woman?
Turd 2: No! Look at your hair and your shaved chest! You are a true man. Can a borrow your douche?
Woman: Is this the Jersey Shore? Why are all the men in a near transgendered state?
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The Orange County of Middle America. An area of about 10 exclusive suburbs along Lake Michigan just north of Chicago. The area includes Evanston, Wilmette, Glenview, Northfield, Winnetka, Kenilworth, Glencoe, Northbrook, Deerfield, Highland Park and Lake Forest. The area is most noted for it's extreme wealth, huge homes, and mothers who spend more time at the manicure salon than with their Land Rover driving children.
If you want your children to grow up thinking the first three letters of the alphabet are "B, M, W" then this is the place for you.
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The Shore School, also commonly known as the Sydney Church of England Grammar School, is a Private Anglican day and boarding school for boys, located in the lower North Shore of Sydney, Australia.
99% of boys at this school are of white/ Anglo descent. The only ethnics at the school are most probably on scholarship.
Shore School is a founding member of the GPS and is widely known for their strong performance in sports, especially that of rowing.
Shore School is viewed as one of the most elite and prestigious schools in Australia and also boasts some of the best facilities of any school in the world.
The value/policy at Shore School, is that they don't lose. Ever. Recently the school purchased the last Victorian Estate (Graythwaite) located on the North Shore for $42.9 Million, despite great protest and negative publicity. Furthermore, Newington upgraded their Grandstand, so Shore spent $10 million on redeveloping their own grandstand located in NorthBridge.
Most Day-Students live in The North Shore or sometimes Northern Beaches of Sydney.
Shore boys have an informal reputation for being arrogant, Rich, Upper class, snobby, however this is simply a stereotype others form because of their "never lose" policy, as well as jealousy.
EXAMPLE 1:
Random 1: Hey what School did you go to?
Shore Boy: I went to Shore School.
Random1: DAYUMM You're rich!
Shore Boy: It's good to have land.
EXAMPLE 2:
Waiter at restaurant: I'm sorry, we're full tonight.
Shore Boy: Excuse me? If my FATHER found out, he wouldn't be very happy would he?
Waiter: Oh look, a reservation just opened up!
*Customer gets kicked out*
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The worst show on earth. It features a bunch of twenty-something year old loser who are paid to act like mentally handicapped dirt. The basic formula for every episode is sex+drinking+tanning. Every time you watch jersey shore, your IQ will drop by a minimum of 10 points. The show is so dirty and disgusting that even viewing it may result in herpes of the eye. The people on that show make America and New Jersey look bad. One of the worst offenders is a creature, called Snooki. A snooki is an animal with a leather-like appearance and a dangerously high appetite for sex. Its activities include working at a t-shirt shop and passing out in public with a bottle of vodka in its hand. jersey shore is a prime example of how NOT to live. It delivers the message that sex and alcohol are the solutions to everything. I sincerely hope that show gets cancelled.
Kenney: what happened to Kyle? He was a genius just a few weeks ago and now all he does is drool and poop his pants.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.
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A place to land that will make you so far from the final circle.
An assistant principal at Greenon Junior/Senior High School in Springfield, Ohio. Rejected by the police academy, he is now student's worst nightmare. Now, pranks shall rule the galaxy, and stop the Galactic Empire lead by Mr. Shore to stop the construction of the Death Detention Lab, where students would never be seen again. We must stop his plans before he can destroy an entire student's life!
Mr. Shore gave me a 3-day suspension for breathing. Now, he sent me to an Imperial Death Camp.
It is a Town in Suffolk County, NY. It is located in the western part of Suffolk County on the South Shore. You can't miss it on a map unless you have a piece of shit of a map. It was founded in 1683. It was originally called Penataquit and Mechanicsville. Sometime in the mid-1800's it became "Bay Shore" because of the tourism industry.
Ethnicity:
It 62 % White, 20% Hispanic and 18% Black/African-American.
Note: It is a Hamlet of the "Town Of Islip".
With its diverse demographics. It has the most diverse school system ever. Both economically and ethnically.
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