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A fat stinky incredibly ugly Columbian boy. He has the biggest crush on an Indian bitch named Nima who will never ever like him back.
Yo that nigga Simon smells like complete ass.
Yo Simon lose some fuckin weight u morbidly obese piece of shit.
Yo later let’s go to the park and watch the Simon eclipse.
5👍 4👎
Simon is usually a man with a enormous cock. He literally bangs all girls in school.
9👍 4👎
A man who is very charming and sweet. He is also very handsome, and can make the grumpiest people laugh.
Anonymous “is that a Simon I see”
Anonymous 2 “ yes he is very charming”
8👍 4👎
An idiot with floofy hair (::::
Simon is Simon from Alvin and the chipmunks.
8👍 5👎
An awesome Aussie who never ceases to amaze the people around him. Many females wait in line to get with this Volvo-hating, football-despising S.O.B.
Extremely sexy and kind even though he lives in a backwards culture that drives on the wrong side of the street, eats kangaroo, likes rugby, goes out and almost dies in "the bush", and gets arrested for carrying BB guns.
Arrogant and mildly depressing at times, a Simon is an amazing and rare specimen of humanity that comes along once in a few thousand years. If you are priveledged enough to come to know a Simon, don't ever let him go. He will light up your life. He is also incredible in bed.
Liz: That is the sexiest, most attractive foreigner I've ever seen!!
Katie: I know! He must be a Simon!!
59👍 50👎
The fattest shit i know
Me: Did you see Simon last night?
Friend: yeah the fat shit ran off with my taco
13👍 10👎
A sad lil bitch who wants to suck toes for money
Yo Simon suck my toe jam
9👍 7👎