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A band full of whiney-ass bitches who constanly complain about how horrible their lifes are and how much their dad didn't love them or something.
Emos love this band.
And that is why I hate them.
Emo: I went to see Simple Plan last night. It made me feel so good that I cut myself.
Me: *Stabstabstab*
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originally thought of as just that shitty band, simple plan can now be placed on anything/anyone that is a huge embarrassment in general.
"my dads glasses fold up into a 1 inch case. what a failure. what a simple-planning son of a bitch"
"why are we so uncreative? i can't come up with any band names.. crap, why don't we call ourselves 'LAME ASS'.. or no lets just resort to the simple plan of-
"thats it! simple plan! its like code for lame ass! with a shit-name like that we won't have the added pressure of making good music!"
"you're so right! that reminds me.. why AM i such a dumb poser?"
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ok, this is the kind of shit that should be banned from being called rock. this is one of the biggest poser bands, which really pisses me off. i think that this band should die in fucking hell
cool kid: why are you listening to simple plan?
faggot poser: because they are so sweet
cool kid: wow your a fucking queer.
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Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.
Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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A really awful band. They sound like Avril Lavigne's asshole. When she has bronchitis. Total faux-emo. Give a bad name to good bands. It's really sad.
Stupid Musically-illiterate poer: Simple PLAN IS DA SHIZZ_NIT BIATCH!!! AND MY LIFE SUCKS! ... OW OWOWOWOWOW! What are you doing?
Me: Trying to knock some sense into you.
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A band that makes me ashamed to become Canadian. Their lead singer sounds like fucking Spongebob and the other band mates were probably taught how to play by Good Charlotte(gay fags). I would like to kick their balls if they had any.
Me: What are you doing after school?
Simple Plan fan: I'm going to a Simple Plan concert.
Me: Why are you wasting your life?
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Often mistakenly labelled a band, Simple Plan is the name given to a gigantic pile of French Canadian crap shaped like a band. Occasionally, air is squeezed out of holes in the pile, resulting in a horrible noise with no musical complexity, never more than three chords, and the most complete and utter lack of lyrical depth this side of reality. Fans often say that they are only writing what they know. They don't seem to realise that that is the problem, as upper-middle class preppy teenyboppers don't write good punk lyrics.
Me: Man, if Simple Plan was here right now, I would direct so much hate at them that they would cease to exist. That is how very much I hate them for what they have done to the popular punk scene.
Simple Plan: Hey, Dad, look at me...
Me: Whoa, look! It's Simple Plan! *starts directing hate*
Simple Plan: *doesn't do anything, having simply vanished out of existence from the sheer hatred*
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