adam singer

A Jewish man that happens to look like a glob of dirt on a golden platter. You can't get much better than his ratchet personality and horrific looks but is an all around nice guy.. I guess.

Hey is that an Adam Singer.. You can tell by his small peepee

dirty singer

A local Pittsburgh favorite, born on many a late nights within the taverns of Squirrel Hill in the East End of Pittsburgh and enjoyed by the local elite, servants of the public trust, and anyone in between. Equally appropriate as a post-dinner digestif or on later stops of an all-night bar crawl, the base of this unique cocktail is a low-end to mediocre gin, such as Gordon’s or Seagram’s, poured into a highball glass over ice. Then balance out to just shy of the rim with Sprite to enliven the gin and tingle the taste buds. Finally, top off with a splash of cranberry, slightly tainting the hue of the beverage and adding a subtle layer of complexity for silky smooth drinkability

Bartender: “Can I get you a drink?”
Patron: “Sure, I’ll take a Dirty Singer.”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”
Patron: “Gin and Sprite with a splash of cranberry.”
Bartender: “Why the hell didn’t you just say so to begin with? That’ll be $9.25.”

Poo Singer

A cock with poo on it that is sucked by a women or man.

The poo singer had just finished being cornholed when she sucked the cock post-hast without washing it.

country singer

Used to express extreme frustration in a public place, or anywhere where swearing may not be socially acceptable.
Emphasis should be placed on the word "country"

Firas went into Chuck E Cheese's balls maze to get his son out, upon realization that he dropped his car keys in the maze he yelled out "Country Singer!"

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Sporto Singer

Singing with exaggerated facial expressions.

“During the Dins performance tonight, the emotions of the music and words could be seen in the facial expressions of MK and DK. They are sporto singers, for sure.

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Stuart Singer

disco, memory loss, thunder thighs, chav

"have you seen that stuart singer anywhere around?"
"has stuart singer put in a video for magnum?"

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Marilynn Singer

This person is awesome.

Chuck norris: You're awesome marilynn.
Marilynn Singer: I know, thanks chuck!
Chuck norris: anytime.

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