single

it means that you are alone not lonley

you maybe single but you are always surrounded with friends and family and you are a stronger person not to be scared to venture life, yourself

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Back in the day before modern slang butchered the English language, single once meant "not married." Today, single means someone who's not in a relationship.

When filling out my government paperwork, I saw an option for "single" and "married," but no option for being in my boyfriend/girlfriend relationship! I'm not married *or* single! WTF is this crap?!

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single

the best damn feeling in the world! Independent & free!

"whatcha gonna do tonight?...."
"whatever the hell i want... im single!"

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single

A term meaning one dollar bill.

For instance when getting change for a ten dollar bill you would say "can I get a five and five singles"

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single

the one that everyone feels sorry for, but should really envy.

person in relationship: I had such a busy night last night, because I had to help my boyfriend wax his back hair, but it was all worth it because he took me to applebees afterwards. What did you do?
Single person: There was a lot of alcohol involved, and I invited a guy over that turned out to be a total douchebag.
person in relationship: oh no, that sounds awful
single person: yeah, but it was all worth it because he left over a bottle of patron, and I am never returning his phone calls so i can keep it. I love being single.

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single

Seriously,
I'm
Not
Getting
Laid
Either

Guy #1:Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I'm single

Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!

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single

Being single's not that bad hehe

s:stay
i:intoxicated
n:nightly
g:get
l:laid
e:everyday

By : Jeff Foxworthy <hehe>

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