siri

a bitch ass phone that doesn't do what is programmed to do

hey siri say hello to alexa
siri:…
alexa:…

me; screaming: HEY SIRI SAY HELLO TO ALEXA

siri: adding alexa to your cart
alexa: ?
me: throaws the phone into the firepit lights the fire then throws it out the window
alexa: playing senrorita

siris

A named for a dog who is way to spoiled and treat better than most humans. Also cute and adorable but still annoying.

My dog Siris love eating fresh ice from the freezer.

siri

Adorable nickname for Sirius Black aka Padfoot, of the Marauders.

Siri looks so adorable in filthy robes, doesn't he?

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Siri//

Siri// is probably the sexiest woman alive. Like others have said when people sleep with her boy it's an experience. She's especially hot when she fuc*s, she's also really good at swallowing long 'bananas'. The men say she's a nice girl.

she's a hot one. Siri//.

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siri

Siri is either the most amazing or the worst girl in the world.

Person 1: How is that girl?
Person 2: She looks like a Siri, but acts like a fucking Siri.

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siri

the iphones probably most idiodic technology. I ASKED SIRI TO CALL MOM AND IT SAID "no, my name is not Barbara". HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN

siri... fuck off

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siri

better than google and alexa and cortana

wow are you using alexa? ew! go use siri~

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