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Person 1: *stands up with phone in hand*
Mr David: SIT DOWN, SWITCH IT OFF!!!
Person 1: *melts*
What Mr. David says when ur not reading
Lss kid: *Texting*
Mr David: SIt dOWn, sWItch iT oFF
Lss kid: *Ignores*
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A FOX Animated series with writing that would make even Matt Stone and Trey Parker facepalm, and animation worthy of Hannah Barbara.
It was written by the same people behind Arrested Development, and was probably the idea of some moron FOX executive who just now realized cancelling Arrested Development was a mistake. But instead of bringing it back, they bring this to the table.
It lasted a remarkable three episodes. Frankly, I'm surprised it lasted even that long. The same thing pretty much happened in all three episodes.
If they try to sell a DVD of this, they better have the keyboard cat at the end of every episode, with a title saying "We're so sorry about this" as an overlay. Come to think of it, all bad movies and TV shows should have that. This means you, Land of the Lost!
Nick: Did you see Sit Down, Shut Up last night?
Matt: Nobody did.
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A sexual act were a funnel is lodged into one partner's sphincter while laying face down making a 45 degree angle with their body. The other partner then proceeds to poor cement into the lodged funnel. This causes a chemical reaction with the rectum and begins to solidify the cement into hardened concrete. After undergoing surgery a perfect mold of the human rectum as a result.
Poor Sam couldn't handle the cinder block sit down, but now I have this nifty paper weight.
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When you have to use the regular (sit down) toilet to take a piss in a public restroom because all of the urinals are being used.
Wayne: All of the urinals were occupied so I had to do a stand up at the sit down.
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making a poopie of any shape size or smell
where is the restroom? i need to make a big girl sit-down
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To be owned in only the greatest of ways.
Oh,did you just take a hot load to the face? Sit down zbz.
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