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The worst thing to happen in the middle of math class
“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner”
T͟Hē Crye ˈskin•ē jēns I•fekt
1- A condition desired when wearing Crye Precision Combat Pants when they have the most good looking and comfortable fit: When they are fitted well to your physique.
2- A state when your Crye Combat Pants almost look like skinny jeans; it is at that point you know you're Cryes fit right.
3- When as a completely heterosexual dude, you know your ass looks good in Cryes, you know you have achieved the right effect of attractiveness from the opposite sex (
"I just walked past that group of babes and they all rubber necked, thanks to the The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect"
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Jeans with holes or distressed looked to them
I just got some rock star skinny jeans last week
Extremely straight&tight pants that get smaller as they go down to your ankles. Very hard to put on! Gotta jump around alot for them to reach your waist. They look like pencils.
Preps and Emos wear them (Sometimes gangsters). Come in every color and pattern. Can be found at any clothing store.
Girls and Boy wear them. (But when boys wear them, they don't have an ass.)
Bonus for girls who wanna show off their butts!
If your thighs are abit big, I think you should wear anything BUT THESE PANTS.
(Big self-confidence lowerer!)
Gangster: Damnnn.. My ass looks fine in these skinny jeans/ straight legs!
Prep: Wow.. I have like no icky fat on me! Love these skinny jeans/ straight legs!
Emo: Yeaa.. I got zebra skinny jeans/ straight legs.
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When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.
Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.
Sometimes painful
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Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.
Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.
jeans so short that pubic hair is hanging out
holy shit i can see her pubic hair
she is wearing hairy skinny jeans