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Receiving or Giving a Rimjob at high altitudes.
Jeff: "So I'm playing this new game called Skyrim..."
Mark:" That's Gross".
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Giving a "rim job" at the height 10 000 feet or more. Usually preformed on a commercial airliner toilette
"Hey you! stop being such a guard dog, and come give me a skyrim!"
Really nice flying with you Thomas! Do you want a Skyrim?
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Role playing game by Bethesda for the 7th generation of consoles and PC. Fifth installment in the Elder Scrolls series.
One of the most overrated games of all time, the game features little excitement as long tedious walks are interrupted by one of the most awful combat mechanics ever seen in a video game. These are trends also seen in other Bethesda games, although which usually have a more interesting setting (see Fallout or Morrowind for example). Skyrim is bland and one-dimensional, having a selling point of a large world, albeit uninteresting, ugly to look at and mostly empty stretches of land anyway.
As typical as a fantasy RPG can get, expect loads of skeletons, dragons, mages, dungeons (how many times have we seen this before?).
The game offers no innovation and brings nothing new to the already crowded table of fantasy role playing games, a space already infested with other Bethesda titles.
Buggy and messy, the game has a huge following on PC because of the modding community, further proof that it was the fanbase that fixed most of the problems of the game, and Bethesda still gets all your money.
Absolutely disgusting piece of software.
Person 1 : "Skyrim sucks"
Person 2: "Play it on PC with mods, you idiot"
Person 1: "A good game should be able to stand alone. Mods from the community should be a bonus. When will people realize that Bethesda is making loads of money from having modders fix their s****y games for free?"
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A sexual position where you get a rimjob or analigus, while dangling from one's genitals. Once ejaculation has been met, the genitals are then removed and the partner falls to their death.
Girl 1 - "I heard you gave John a Skyrim."
Girl 2 - "Yeah he had me do it to him off of the 10th floor."
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Verb~ licking someones asshole in an airplane
Bob: Hey have you ever done any Skyrimming?
Jim: Yeah I love Elder Scrolls!
Bob: Naw Man my girl licked my ass on the airplane when we went on our honeymoon.
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A place in Tamriel that is like a medieval Russia
I now wanna go to Russia and kill giant spiders and talk to cat men because it is like Skyrim
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A game made by Bethesda Shitworks in 2011.
It's about a Swedish nigga who runs around killing dragons
"Damn I was-a playing Skyrim last-a night-a and I found-a one hundred dragon souls"
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