If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.
Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!
When a femal teabags a male to show power and lack of fucks to give she places the clam on face of male equaling a clam slam
Dude Jessica just clam slammed wild turkey
The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is forcefully slammed down on one's face, usually to establish dominance.
Do you remember the time Kristi clam slammed her brother on her dads living room floor?
Having sex with a homeless woman.
“Hoh man! I totally did the clam-slam last night!”
“No way, really?”
“Yeah, she was homeless and everything!”
“Let’s destroy her car!”
If a woman heads into cold water, the clam slam is what happens to their down below parts.
I jumped into the water and immediately felt my clam slam.
The male alternative to the female version of getting "Dicked Down"
Bro, I got clam slammed so hard by that cute cosplayer at TwitchCon 2022
The female version of teabaging ones face
" I clam slammed the fuck outta him"