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Gentlemen's Slaughter

The awkward pause after someone has made an extremely bad pun and no-one laughs.

Friend 1: 'Dude, did you see me and (insert girls name) last night? We were hitting it off like waves on a beach!'

*Awkward Pause*

Friend 2: "GENTLEMEN'S SLAUGHTER!"

by Monoclops October 27, 2011


the book of slaughter

A compilation of the events in the life of the notorious drug dealer, norven slaughter or any member of his family. The book of slaughter can be used as a reference guide when needing to evaluate ones manliness, or also as a teaching tool to help men learn to be as manly as the infamous Norven "Chalvez" Slaughter.

Dude, I totally stabbed that guy in his heart. I could easily get written up in the Book of Slaughter.

Actually, whilst your shanking was way manly, you are not from the slaughter family, erego, you cannot be written in the book of slaughter.

by ShaynaKaye August 24, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


lambs to the slaughter

1) This phrase refers to any event where innocent person(s) were taken quietly and unassumingly to their deaths without the people who know them discovering about it until after it happened.

2) It is also a short story by Roald Dahl, the author of charlie and the chocolate factory.

"The Jews were lead to the showers like lambs to the slaughter during WWII"


"At Gethsemane, Christ knew he had to be led like a lamb to the sluaghter"

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Todd Slaughter

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.

1) Todd: "Todd Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."

by Olli Phillips January 7, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


suffication slaughter

When you stick your balls in a chicks nostrils and insert your cock in their mouth.

"Woah last night i pulled off the suffication slaughter."

by ralph mayhem June 18, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slaughter of the Soul

The third best metal album ever made (after The Gallery and The Jester Race), recorded by now-defunct metal band At The Gates in 1995 (coincidentally the same year as the two aforementioned albums). Tomas Lindberg's unrestrained fury brutalizes the listener while the Bjorler twins, Martin Larsson, and Adrian Erlandsson play the tightest, most concisely powerful metal in history.

The album's best point, the lyrics, track man's gradual existential descent from fear and nausea to eventual death, with each song more decayed and despairing than the next. Quotes from W.S. Burroughs and Luke Rhinehart, among others, further illustrate the existential and philosophical points the band is making, while lines such as "A world drenched in the blood of the innocent," and "Jaws locked around your spine" drive the point home like a sledgehammer. The origin, nature, and effects of evil is a secondary theme also explored extensively in the album's lyrics. Even though they are readable by themselves, the lyrics go much better with the punishing metal sound and composition At The Gates set them to.

Man 1: You got existential philosophy in my death metal!
Man 2: You got death metal in my existential philosophy!
Announcer: Two great tastes go together in At The Gates's Slaughter of the Soul.

by Stand Ablaze September 29, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


lambs to the slaughter

A person accepting punishment/harm with dignity, without crying out, as Jesus was during his crucifixion.

He was led as a lamb to the slaughter. And as a sheep is silent before the shearers, he did not open his mouth.

by EJL March 31, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž