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A group of angry masked men standing around... in masks.
Wow. Look. It's Slipknot... look how masky they are.
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1band that is mainly preffered by people who
A. hate their parents
B. Think it is "not mainstream" and therefore cool.
2. Some rabid, mask wearing people from iowa who were given guitars by some strange error in life.
slipknot is only good when your mad, otherwise it just makes you mad
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A crappy poser-metal band that gives stupid people something to jump up and down to, and gives fat, greasy-haired, "non-conformist" kids something to listen to while they pretend to have their own thought process.
It takes nine people to create the annoying, talentless noise that is Slipknot.
They wear masks to make themselves look scary and threatening, and they try to make their songs "heavy" when it just ends up sounding like static. Their drummer pretty much just stomps his feet and makes a continuous repetitive drumbeat over ridiculously distorted, repetitive, un-original and barely-audible guitar sounds.
One of their songs has a twenty-second repetitive screaming verse in which whatever the hell the singer's name is screams "I want to die!" about ten times. I say we give them their wish.
If you listen to Slipknot, you are probably an idiot. If you listen to Slipknot and are NOT an idiot, you're probably just a very angry person with no sense of tone or music.
Listen to Tool.
Slipknot Steve: Slipknot rox, if u don liek dem u r a fag
Me: ...k.
Slipknot Steve: wut, u don think so?
Me: No, actually.
Sliknot Steve: fuk u u fag, slipknot rulz. ur a faggy fag fag. u like men. ur gay u gay homo fag.
Me: *plays a Tool song*
Slipknot Steve: *explodes*
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if you ever get angry or feel angry listen to them, it's great for catharcism
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9 grown men that wear cheezy halloween costumes and scream about how much they hate everything. they use the costumes to compensate for their lack of talent, and they use 3 drummers so each one only has to play one note at a time. they dont know how to play their guitars, so they just turn the distortion up high enough so nobody notices. the musical equivalent of a big budget hollywood horror movie that uses too much special effects and gore. their lyrics are mostly about pointless aggression towards everything, and for some reason, they seem to love satan and anything labeled "evil"
slipknot fan: dude, like, slipknot is like the fucking bomb, you fucking dork face! why do you hate them, huh, idiot loser? i hate you! go to hell!
me: im not quite sure why youre screaming at me, because all i told you that i dont like slipknot. i see their lyrics have rubbed off on you.
slipknot fan's mom: son, get in the mercedes, we need to get to nordstrom to buy you a polo shirt!
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Nu Metal band that doesn't even define metal. Whoever said these are black metal are losers.
Morbid Angel >>>> Slipknot
At the Gates >>>> Slipknot
Nile >>>> Slipknot
Dimmu Borgir >>>> Slipknot
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