Sloan

Sloan is the highest level of being friendzoned and is a very large unit of friendzoniness.
A normal friendzone is around .1 sloans.
Etymology:
A Dad Isn't the one who created the child. A
Dad is the one who takes that responsibility. He
goes out of his way even when that kid isn't
his. Sloan, you are my best friend and such an
amazing dad to hosanna! The most amazing
thing is she chose you. I hope one day you can
find a woman who will treat you as well as you
treat her. Crazy to co parent with someone
who's not my partner or her father, but here you
are. Our rock that holds our family together
Go bestfriend that's my best friend!

Dude, you are a sloan now, she doesnt let you do her while you take care of her child from another guy.

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sloan

To joke around or poke fun at.

She meant it as a sloan, but many people took her seriously and got triggered.

That exam was a sloan, I got 100% without studying.

Warriors blew a 3-1 lead? Are you sloaning me?

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Sloan

A quiet person who doesn't really do much.

Good morning Mr. Sloan.

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sloan

Sloan is an AMAZING cute and has a sexy body . Hes the sweetest, kindest, loving guy. Hes the best boyfriend you can ever have. Youll love him so much. He has pretty greenish/bluish eyes . He has dirty blonde hair and just everything about him is perfect. Hes a chick magnet and he loves to party.

Sloan youll be lucky to meet him.

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sloan

-verb

To snort.

Person 1: "What's the go with hedgehogs? Why don't they just share the hedge?"

Person 2: Haha, *snort.

Person 1: LOLcat, my stolen jokes always get a sloan out of you.

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Sloaned

The act of stealing someone else's spotlight. Turning the attention to oneself when the topic or subject is on someone else.

Man, that guy is in every photo...does he even know the bride and groom? He totally Sloaned their wedding!

Damn, who is the person that keeps posting comments on my picture? Look there is like 50 replies to this guy, I got Sloaned!

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Sloane

A really pretty, popular girl, usually a cheerleader, fucking sexy, guys want to bone, virgin, loves to party, wears only designer.

Guy 1: damnnn did you see that sloane
guy 2: only the best can get that.

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