Slug

An adult male that still lives at home, has a part-time job at the mall, and sponges off of parents. Activities include; drinking Four Locos,playing Xbox, sleeping excessively and giving girlfriend a UTI. All around, a lazy, worthless individual.

Steve could not get his life together because he's a fucking SLUG!

Justin's phone got shut off again, what a slug.

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slug

When a woman straddles another person or an object and slides down with their vaginas, leaving a mucousy trail, like a slug. Preferably when the woman is lubricated and shaven.

"She was so kinky she asked me if I was down to be slugged by her. I totally was."

"She was slugging his arm when I walked in..I have never seen anything so disgusting."

"Michael wanted to be slugged in the face by the hooker, unfortunately though, she was a He."

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Slug

When somebody sells you a dummy bag of coke or dope

Damn,that's that nigger who sold me a slug ,he gave me some baking soda for cocaine.

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Slug

A greasy or sweaty person with low personal hygiene, a 'Slug' is also someone who is slow and sort of squelches around in their own sweat. Usually shouted at the someone with these characteristics.

Forget slug meaning a bullet. This makes more sense and you know it does.

(a fat sweaty spotty person squelches past)
Guy 1: Awww look at that, urrggh do they know what a shower is?
Guy 2: S...S...SSSLLUUGG!!
Guy 1: Bahahahahahahahhahaha what the hell, slug?

Guy 2: yes, oh yes...Slug

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slug

To rub one's wet vagina across a surface.

I was unhappy with the level of professionalism provided by my gynecologist, so I slugged the exam chair before leaving.

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Slug

When a man pulls his penis out of his partner leaving a wet trail as he drags it across her leg.

When I pulled out of Jordan's mom I gave her a slug.

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No Slugs

A phrase used after releasing flatulence to excuse yourself, and to warn possible victims of the oncoming slug epidemic.

Hey man wasn't that fun! (fart) NO SLUGS my bad..

Cindy (fart) NO SLUGS i love you.

Yo Tracey wanna kick it with me and KK (fart) NO SLUGS

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