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slurpee

Slang for blow jobs

I went to the bar to get laid last night and met this chic, she was married though so I was only able to get a slurpee from her.

by Doylee4693 October 9, 2015

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slurpee

when you succ the face so hard your skin comes off

"want a slurpee you dirty slut?"

by kertsfaygo August 1, 2018

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slurpee

a sexual act in which the male sucks out of their partners anus using a straw then consequently vomiting all over their body.

Brent gave Julie a slurpee and made a huge mess in her basement.

by SlurpeeMan September 22, 2007

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slurpee

A frozen beverage commonly enjoyed by Native Indians.

"Ehh Uncle Victor, let's go get a bruis'n berry slurpee, ehh??"

by Wayne May 2, 2004

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slurpee

slurpee dude! slurpee radical!

"Dude you want a slurpee?" says guy
"Slurpee, radical!" says next freak.

by candiwankenobi August 13, 2009

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slurpee

A person who cannot accept the conjectures of others and relies on opinion and faulty information to form an argument.

"Can you believe how much of a slurpee Sarah was being the other night at True Love?"
"Yeah, her arguments were rather unfounded and weak"

by ka-freaking-blamo August 25, 2008

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raisin slurpee

Loose diarrhea where the shit particles float in the brown water.

Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.

by bpsizzle January 9, 2018

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