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The act of giving a straight up tongue MCnasty. In order to slurp one must flail the tongue aimlessly 3 feet in the air and make as many disgusting vulgar sexual sounding noises as possible.
He wasn't ready for she to be a he..and before you could say bratworst.. slurrrrrp! It was too late..he got slurped on.
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adj.: a female that gets around, has sex(including oral) with many males. usually has/had at least one STD and has been pregnant at least one time. thought of as easy, gross, used up, a last resort.
synonyms: slut, whore, hoe, triflin bitch, bustdown
Pshh, I never fuck with slurps.
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After recieving a blow job and the male blows his load the girl splurps up the residue around the penis.
Are you going to slurp me or am i going to clean this up by myself?
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The act of smirking and sticking out the tip of your tongue at your friend because you are in a better position than him.
i.e 1. revealing something which greatly annoys your friend but is advantageous for you, 2. your friend loses at something but you win, 3. your friend loses something which you have
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dude 1: F**K I can't believe my wallet is lost! Now I can't go to the club tonight.
dude 2: Oh. :) I guess I still have my wallet and I at least one of us will have fun tonight *SLURP*
#2
dude 1: Dammit! I got 32/50 on the test! 1 point from an A
dude 2: *SLURP* *Shows his test score: 33/50*
#3
dude 2: Have you gotten you drivers licence yet?
dude 1: No
dude 2: *Takes our car keys and head towards his car* *SLURP*
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The spit and or food bits that fly out of one's mouth when speaking/singing
Chris was talking to me and he ended up slurping all over my shirt.
Dude, cover your mouth before you slurp on me.
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the elated mental state that occurs following the consumption of a slurpee.
Chrissy you seem kind of down want to go to the sev and get slurped?
hahaha, i am so slurped right now everything is hilarious.
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A hot, or good looking slut. They have really good looking features as far as the face and body, but they sleep around... alot.
GUY 1: Damn she is fine as fuck!
GUY 2: Woah be careful dude that chick may look ight, but she is definetly a SLURP! I heard she gave five blow jobs last night to the football team!
GUY 1: Shit i almost got fooled by a slurp!
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