slytherin boy

An It Boy with an impeciable fashion sense that is generally in love with himself. Always sporting edgy couture brands e.g. Balenciaga, Diesel and Alexander Wang, a Slytherin Boy is notoriously charismatic, witty and a little bitchy, flakey, mysterious in a superficial way, snobby in a hot way. A typical Slytherin Boy is straight but exudes homo-erotic appeal. He has great hair.

Wow, he's such a Slytherin Boy

Slytherin

To gently insert the penis

I slytherined in her

Slytherin

the house everyone is obsessed with. used to be the most hated house but rn suddenly everyone is slytherin.

Carson: what's your hogwarts house?

someone: im a hufflepuff.

Carson: ew a hufflepuff. im a slytherin🐍🐍🍏🍏.

Slytherin

A house from the movie “Harry Potter”

There is people out there that are fans of the movie “Harry Potter” that say they’re in the Slytherin house but they’re just simping for Draco Malfoy a character from Harry Potter. But that’s not the only character girls simp for.

Slytherin is not the only house. There is Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw.

person 1: “What house are you in person 2?”

person 2: “Ravenclaw.”

person 1: “Oh you’re those nerds.”

person 2: “That was rude. But what house are you in?”

person 1: “Slytherin because of Draco.”

person 2: “Sorry you’re not a real Slytherin. I like Draco and I’m in Ravenclaw. It doesn’t matter about the house person 1.”

person 1: “Whatever nerd.”

prince of slytherin

The unofficial ruler of House Slytherin at Hogwarts, accepted by the Hydra Throne. Notable Princes of Slytherin have been Tom Riddle and Harry Potter. Less notable princes were Lucius Malfoy and Regulus Black.

Harry: I don’t want to be Prince of Slytherin (flailing like a wimp)
Hydra Throne: It has been decided. You are the newest Prince of Slytherin.