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Smegmas is when you throw a frozen block of dick cheese at the back of someones head in an attempt to knock them unconscious. As they are falling unconscious you yell Merry Smegmas. And start singing a parody of a Christmas Song.
Last Smegmas I gave you my cheese. The very next day you filed a lawsuit it was just a prank bro.
Cheese found in the cliterous of the vagina or pussy cheese
I made a ham and smegma sandwich.
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It is infact a Large amount of fungus forming from the cream of a uncircumsized penis.
Sonia doesn't know what a smegma really is, so I had to help her.
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(Smeg' muh)
Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body
Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.
When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.
Tom: Whoa! Dude, you have smegma on your lip you fag!
Chris: you trippin' dawg, I just ate some vanilla ice cream.
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The crusty residue that collects on the opening of a ketchup bottle when the cap is put on without wiping the tip of the bottle first.
"watch out for ketchup cop when she sees the smegma on the bottle, she will probably go gretchen on you."
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The name of Dr. Colon's dwarf assistant in Charles Rodrigues' classic "Dr. Colon's Monster" serialized in the National Lampoon in the '70s. Smegma mistakenly stole the brain of a homosexual cadaver which was subsequently installed in the Frankenstein-like monster.
"Smegma, you've stolen the brain of a bloody queer!"
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