smiley chain

Chain with a lock on it used for self-defense or assault. Street term. Some say it has to have TWO locks on it, that the two locks leave two marks on the recipient's head that resemble a smiley face. WRONG! Just one lock is used. Originally it was usually a masterlock combination lock that was used, which is round. The round housing of the lock leaves a crescent-shaped mark resembling a smile. The weapon probably originated as a weapon of convenience -- cyclists had them on hand to lock up their bikes and when attacked they grabbed what they had handy. So it's an effective weapon that can't be called weapon by the cops (if you have a bike, or course!).

Some jackass with a knife tried to take my wallet and new bike, so I caught him upside the head with my smiley chain. At least he still has THAT smile on his face.

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smiley geeks

two people who love to look silly and have fun. Two people who will stick by each other forever through the good and the bad

look at those two smiley geeks, they look so happy and cheerful and their friendship looks likes it can conquer anything

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smiley piercing

A very cool piercing that is subtlety sexy and easy to heal.

Nice smiley piercing, it looks lovely on you

smiley central

An add-on to various chat programs, it allows you to add horrendous eyesores to IM conversations. It claims not to install any spyware/adware, but it still installs other crap.

Smiley Central has the most godawfully annoying and ugly smileys ever.

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Smiley Storm

When you send a shit ton of smileys to someone

A smiley Storm Generally Looks Like This But There Is Also Many More Smileys Available :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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anime smiley

An electronic form of expressions in which faces such as ^_^ are used by using a dash, hyphen or period for the mouth and a wide variety of characters for the eyes.

The faces can range from happy to surprised and it is most commonly used by anime fans. All of them exaggerates in facial expressions as most anime shows do.

A brief list of expressions include:
^_^ = Happy
O_O = Shocked or surprised
^o^ = Laughing
@_@ = Confused
-.- = Sad, disappointed or embarrassment
-.-* = Angry
O.o = Raising eyebrow.
oO_Oo = Blushing.

These, are only many of the hundreds of possible expressions you could find and create.

Animefanatic1: Is Sasami from Tenchi Muyo! cute or what? ^_^

Animefanatic2: Nah, I've seen girls who are much cuter than her.

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Team Smiley

A pretend association with a club, group or anything that does not exist. People who say that they are associated with something in which thay are clearly not, just for the sheer sake of attention.

Used primarily in Michigan and Ohio, though I've heard it has stretched to other states.

Person 1:"I'm going on Tour with Kayne West!"
Person 2:"No you're not, you're going on tour with Team Smiley"

Person 1:'My Dad knows the president!"
Person 2:"Yeah, the president of Team Smiley."

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