The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly
The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"
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Another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.
B.Turek-"Hey I gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital."
J.Causey-"Shit man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-pussy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?"
B.Turek-"No worries man, I got my cock smock."
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The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.
I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.
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Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.
Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.
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a condom
She wasn't on the pill, so I had to wrap on a cock smock.
A cheap check patterned flannelete shirt, otherwise known as a "druggie shirt" or "lumberjack shirt".
Hey! I'm not going with you if you're gonna wear your smack smock. Put on something nice, like this cashmire sweater
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